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I understand the Yankee part and the Dixie part (“Y’all” and “blessed” seem to have crept into my vocabulary since moving to D.C.), but where in the world did the Upper Midwestern part come from?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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