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Today I managed to let a garter snake into my parents’ house through their front door. (They live in the woods. This has happened more often than you’d think.) I panicked. The snake panicked. The dog got very excited. The snake slithered over the first door mat, under the second door mat, and down into the air vent along the baseboard. And disappeared.<\/p>\n

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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