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I have a post-Election hangover (not at all related to extreme jubilation, immense amounts of candy corn, and a post 3 a.m. bedtime, I’m sure), so I’m going with a meme today.<\/p>\n

Via Book Moot<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Do this…
\n1. Grab the nearest book.
\n2. Open to page 123.
\n3. Find the fifth sentence.
\n4. Post the text of the next four sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
\n5. Don’t you dare dig around for that “cool” or “intellectual” book on your shelves. (I know you were thinking about it.) Just pick up whatever is closest.<\/p>\n

Even in the feeble streetlights, I could see, up and through that glorious haze, that I had never seen that woman before in my life. “Ain’t you Bertha’s boy? Got a brother name Freddy that married Dolley and Pritchard’s girl? You Bertha’s boy what went to Korea? Ain’t yall’s pastor Reverend Dr. Miller over at Shiloh Baptist?”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Taken from the title story of All Aunt Hagar’s Children: Stories<\/em>, by Edward P. Jones. Jones is a Pulitzer Prize-winning author who lives and places his stories in D.C.<\/p>\n

If you feel like playing, please do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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