{"id":565,"date":"2006-09-06T00:21:27","date_gmt":"2006-09-06T04:21:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=565"},"modified":"2006-09-06T00:21:27","modified_gmt":"2006-09-06T04:21:27","slug":"i-hate-trip-prep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=565","title":{"rendered":"i hate trip prep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate to travel.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, don&#8217;t get me wrong. I love being other places, visiting friends and family, and seeing new sights.<\/p>\n<p>I just hate the process that&#8217;s required to get there. I hate packing. I hate figuring out whether I have the right clothes for the predicted weather in my destination and whether their meteorologists are as inept as ours. I hate worrying about whether my contact solution is now against the rules. I hate having to choose just one or two books and one or two knitting projects to take with me. I hate cleaning. I hate stressing about whether the cats will have enough food or if I ought to have someone check in on them after all.<\/p>\n<p>I hate having a timetable. I hate having to arrive at terminals a ridiculous amount of time early. I hate waiting in lines, particularly behind people who don&#8217;t bother to prep until they arrive up at the metal detector. I hate airport prices. I hate the delays that inevitably don&#8217;t happen until you&#8217;re already trapped in the terminal or at a layover. I hate the idea of being stuck on the plane for what seems like days and days. I hate stale-tasting airline food. I hate uncomfortable seats. I hate airplane bathrooms that smell funky and that require knowing advanced yoga in order to get in and out. I hate not being able to use my iPod when it&#8217;s unclear that it will prevent anything anywhere. I hate strange male seatmates who seem to be under the impression that it is somehow appropriate for him to sit spread-eagle and invade my personal space.<\/p>\n<p>I hate sleeping in other people&#8217;s beds. I hate my odd hours affecting other people. I hate not having internet access. I hate having to remember to hide my stuff so that other people&#8217;s cats won&#8217;t be tempted to spray my bags or my clothes or my shoes.<\/p>\n<p>Usually I&#8217;m fine once I get there. I just hate that in-between transition purgatory.<\/p>\n<p>But I feel better having shared that. Thanks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate to travel. Oh, don&#8217;t get me wrong. I love being other places, visiting friends and family, and seeing new sights. I just hate the process that&#8217;s required to get there. I hate packing. 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