{"id":5523,"date":"2014-11-20T02:25:43","date_gmt":"2014-11-20T07:25:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=5523"},"modified":"2014-11-20T03:53:34","modified_gmt":"2014-11-20T08:53:34","slug":"yarning-along-inconceivable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=5523","title":{"rendered":"yarning along: inconceivable"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gsheller.com\/tag\/yarn-along\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gsheller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/yarnalong_gsheller_gray.jpg\" width=\"10%\" align=right hspace=5 vspace=5><\/a>I&#8217;ll be honest. It&#8217;s a little hard to read when every word is being said aloud in your head by Cary Elwes over a Mark Knopfler track. But it is a burden that I&#8217;m willing to take on, even after my hot chocolate is gone.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/spriteshoots\/15647275640\" title=\"Inconceivable by kkfea, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7536\/15647275640_c9324601eb.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Inconceivable\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, folks. The man behind the Man in Black has written a book all about the experience of making the most quotable movie of, if not all time, at least my lifetime.<\/p>\n<p>I would read this book if it were terrible. But I am delighted to report that, as of 50 pages in, at least, it&#8217;s not. Elwes&#8217; coauthor\/ghostwriter\/writer has done a good job of keeping his cadence and the first chapters are interspersed with sidebars from other people involved in the book, similar to how it would be to watching a dvd with the commentary track turned on.<\/p>\n<p>As for what&#8217;s on the needles, I&#8217;ll admit that I&#8217;m carrying projects around with me everywhere these days, but not actually knitting on them a whole lot. I pulled the bags containing my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=3569\">Hey Teach<\/a> sweater and the second skein of yarn out of storage more than a week ago, but haven&#8217;t done more than shift the baggies around. I cast on a new stripey sock at a meeting, but it&#8217;s gone back into the pie chest with only a few rounds complete. I moved my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=5139\">fingerless mitts<\/a> into a project bag from the baggie where they&#8217;ve been languishing the last 10 months. And <a href=\"https:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=5485\">Rudi&#8217;s sock<\/a> is stalled out just before the start of the heel flap. I&#8217;ve got no excuse for why the needles lie idle &#8212; and certainly it&#8217;s not for lack of projects or new project ideas &#8212; but I do hope productivity picks back up again soon.<\/p>\n<p>What are you reading or working on?<\/p>\n<hr width=\"75%\">\n<p>Yarning along with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gsheller.com\/2014\/11\/yarn-along-203.html\">Ginny<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll be honest. It&#8217;s a little hard to read when every word is being said aloud in your head by Cary Elwes over a Mark Knopfler track. But it is a burden that I&#8217;m willing to take on, even after my hot chocolate is gone. That&#8217;s right, folks. 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