{"id":498,"date":"2006-06-27T13:21:14","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:21:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=498"},"modified":"2006-06-27T13:21:14","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T17:21:14","slug":"wet-books-arent-a-good-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=498","title":{"rendered":"wet books aren&#8217;t a good thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For people who love books, Rudi and I tend to leave them on the floor. Normally this is fine, but not when two of your rooms flood.<\/p>\n<p>I bought a hair dryer this morning and have been blow-drying the wettest (and thickest) of the books for an hour or so while listening to podcasts. I think it will work out okay. (Yes, I have heard a rumor that some people use these machines on their heads. I have never been one of those people and gave away the one hair dryer that was ever given to me. But desperate times called for desperate measures and I am now the owner of a book blower.)<\/p>\n<p>One of my knitting books may have bitten the dust, though. It has glossy pages that all seem to have melded together as they dried and my attempts to pry them apart have not been good for the paper. I&#8217;m going to try steaming them apart, but if that doesn&#8217;t work, we may have the first significant casualty of the floods. (Or it could become an off-roading instruction manual offering the beginnings of patterns but not the ends where the pages have ripped.)<\/p>\n<p>P.S.: For those who are wondering, yes, we had a great time in California. The present woes have shifted those nice memories into the background, but they will rise again into the foreground soon and then I&#8217;ll be happy to bore you silly with tales of 70 degree temperatures, books, visiting loved ones, and hitting the beach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For people who love books, Rudi and I tend to leave them on the floor. Normally this is fine, but not when two of your rooms flood. I bought a hair dryer this morning and have been blow-drying the wettest (and thickest) of the books for an hour or so while listening to podcasts. 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