{"id":497,"date":"2006-06-27T09:20:56","date_gmt":"2006-06-27T13:20:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=497"},"modified":"2006-06-27T09:20:56","modified_gmt":"2006-06-27T13:20:56","slug":"in-the-event-of-rain-please-send-towels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=497","title":{"rendered":"in the event of rain, please send towels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>D.C. is suffering from torrential rains. And, located as were are at the confluence of two rivers, flooding.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m delighted to say that we did not return home late last night to feet and inches of water the way some people in D.C. had yesterday. And our landlord and handyman did check on the bedroom problem (on which they&#8217;re still working).<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s where the good news ends.<\/p>\n<p>Flooding in the living room &#8212; where we put all the extra stuff we rescued from the bedroom. Somehow the phrase &#8220;when it rains it pours&#8221; has a certain bitter irony to it today, particularly when you see they&#8217;re predicting the heaviest rains of the week this afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>The large braided rug that covered half the floorspace in the living room is currently draped over the railing leading down to the Burrow. The washing machine is working overtime. I&#8217;m off to buy a hairdryer to take to the books that haven&#8217;t dried yet from last week. (I have to get them dry before I can start tackling the mildew that I see forming on some of them.)<\/p>\n<p>But I do have terrific parents who, when they saw the tv footage of the area&#8217;s flooding, packed up their car with towels and a wet-dry vac and headed south so they could be already on the road to help us if we came home to find things floating. We intercepted them before they hit New York City, luckily, but their kind-heartedness did help to buoy our spirits as we toiled to remove the sodden, water-logged things into other parts of the apartment.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully the sun will come out tomorrow and we can finish drying out then.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, please send us your mental towels&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D.C. is suffering from torrential rains. And, located as were are at the confluence of two rivers, flooding. I&#8217;m delighted to say that we did not return home late last night to feet and inches of water the way some people in D.C. had yesterday. 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