{"id":394,"date":"2006-02-24T01:33:33","date_gmt":"2006-02-24T06:33:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=394"},"modified":"2006-02-24T01:33:33","modified_gmt":"2006-02-24T06:33:33","slug":"knitting-on-a-deadline-knitting-olympics-stage-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=394","title":{"rendered":"knitting on a deadline (knitting olympics, stage 4)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/images\/knit\/ko-logo.jpg\" alt=\"knitting olympics logo\" align=\"right\" hspace=3\/>The problem with knitting on a deadline (other than the adreneline rush associated with the idea of not finishing) is that you get tired of the project very quickly.<\/p>\n<p>This is not just a Knitting Olympics problem. It&#8217;s also a pre-Christmas problem. And a pre-birthday problem. Pretty much anytime you&#8217;re wholly focused on one project that has a hard deadline that is rapidly approaching, leaving you aching for a night on the town where the only pointy sticks you will need to interact with will be the umbrellas in your drinks.<\/p>\n<p>(Technically, this isn&#8217;t even really a knitting problem. It&#8217;s a character flaw of mine that I get bored easily. By the time I&#8217;m done writing or editing a book at work, I hate the subject. In college I theorized it was better to pick paper topics that didn&#8217;t interest me from the outset, because by the time I turned in the essay, I&#8217;d despise the chosen subject anyway. Better not to ruin something I actually liked&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>But back to the problem at hand: I&#8217;m sick of the booties. Right now, if given the opportunity, I would drop those stupid mousies off a roof.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, that&#8217;s a lie. I <em>could<\/em> drop them off the roof at work. But I wouldn&#8217;t. But I&#8217;d like to.<\/p>\n<p>Two mousies are off the needles. These are the ones I knit flat. (It occurs to me that I might not hate the project so much if these knit pieces actually resembled a bootie or a sock or some actual piece of clothing. But right now they really just resemble some weird-shaped piece of material. Sort of like something a third-grader might cut out of construction paper.)<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, in between the hard evening sleeping one does only when trying to avoid a deadline, I tried to figure out how to convert the pattern to deal with the bootie accidentally knit in the round. I may or may not have figured it out, but I certainly didn&#8217;t get terribly far. I did, however, manage to knit up four of the sixteen ears I will need for the mousie faces. Sadly, right now, they are the cutest part of the project. But I bet by the time the sixteenth one comes off my needles, I will be sick of them, too.<\/p>\n<p>Wish me luck. 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