{"id":3100,"date":"2011-02-17T01:54:06","date_gmt":"2011-02-17T06:54:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=3100"},"modified":"2011-02-17T01:54:06","modified_gmt":"2011-02-17T06:54:06","slug":"honestly-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=3100","title":{"rendered":"honestly, cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/rudiriet\/5453031804\/\" title=\"Corey by randomduck, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5017\/5453031804_4bf3087c50.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Corey\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Dear Corey,<\/p>\n<p>I get why it is that we have to hide all the carbs in the microwave to prevent you from stealing croissants and cookies and bread.<\/p>\n<p>And I get why it is that I have had to learn to put my knitting away, no matter how short a period it is that I&#8217;m going to be away from the couch.<\/p>\n<p>But, for the love of all that is feline, can you please explain to me why it is that you insist on devouring our shoelaces?!? They are not good for you, and dealing with that fact is definitely not good for us.<\/p>\n<p>Please keep this in mind in the future.<\/p>\n<p>love,<\/p>\n<p>soe and Rudi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Corey, I get why it is that we have to hide all the carbs in the microwave to prevent you from stealing croissants and cookies and bread. 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