{"id":2496,"date":"2010-05-04T02:20:34","date_gmt":"2010-05-04T07:20:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=2496"},"modified":"2010-05-04T02:23:43","modified_gmt":"2010-05-04T07:23:43","slug":"breaking-news-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=2496","title":{"rendered":"breaking news!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This just in:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/spriteshoots\/4577095359\/\" title=\"Jeremiah Doesn't Care about Socks by kkfea, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4022\/4577095359_1b9edde07c.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Jeremiah Doesn't Care about Socks\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>One Sprite has just been reported to have removed her knitting needles from two (Repeat: TWO) projects. She is alleged to have followed up this activity by weaving in ends.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/spriteshoots\/4577094547\/\" title=\"Finished Pairs by kkfea, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4072\/4577094547_c009031355.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Finished Pairs\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Onlookers expressed surprise at this turn of events. Rumors had long swirled that Sprite had given up finishing projects, particularly sock projects.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/spriteshoots\/4577095621\/\" title=\"Jeremiah and Rudi's Snapes by kkfea, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4013\/4577095621_dea4245a59.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" alt=\"Jeremiah and Rudi's Snapes\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The first socks finished were started back in September and are reported to be Fox Faces by the famed Nancy Bush. Reporters are led to believe this pattern was what is known as a &#8220;mystery pattern,&#8221; where clues are released part by part until a completed picture is revealed. They are said to be knit in Three Irish Girls Adorn yarn in the Cian colorway acquired in 2009 at the Maryland Sheep &#038; Wool Festival.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/spriteshoots\/4577095039\/\" title=\"Yellow Mysteries by kkfea, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4034\/4577095039_4b77b62f1c.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" alt=\"Yellow Mysteries\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The second pair were supposedly knit in Shelby B&#8217;s Boo yarn, a bamboo\/merino blend, in the Knight Bus colorway at the request of one Rudi. He claims to have picked out the yarn himself at last year&#8217;s Sheep &#038; Wool Festival. He also says the perpetrator selected the pattern, Snape, herself before renaming the project Snape Boards the Bus in a misguided attempt to be cute.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/spriteshoots\/4577727420\/\" title=\"Snape Boards the Bus, Modeled by kkfea, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4005\/4577727420_da10dc352a.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" alt=\"Snape Boards the Bus, Modeled\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>When last heard from she was plotting about yarn to wind and new socks to begin. Readers are cautioned that the suspect is highly suggestible and should be approached by appealing patterns with caution.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/spriteshoots\/4577728606\/\" title=\"Snape Boards the Bus by kkfea, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4018\/4577728606_62dc378fa8_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" alt=\"Snape Boards the Bus\" align=left \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/spriteshoots\/4577096401\/\" title=\"Yellow Mystery Socks by kkfea, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4043\/4577096401_6cbc96f434_m.jpg\" width=\"135\" height=\"180\" alt=\"Yellow Mystery Socks\" align=right \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This just in: One Sprite has just been reported to have removed her knitting needles from two (Repeat: TWO) projects. 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