{"id":1748,"date":"2009-08-24T10:46:17","date_gmt":"2009-08-24T15:46:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=1748"},"modified":"2009-08-24T10:48:39","modified_gmt":"2009-08-24T15:48:39","slug":"monday-morning-music-i-get-mad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spritewrites.net\/?p=1748","title":{"rendered":"monday morning music: i get mad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I clearly got up on the wrong side of the bed because all sorts of things are making me mad.<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"340\" height=\"285\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/93bOwDXAu4M&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0x234900&#038;color2=0x4e9e00&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/93bOwDXAu4M&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0x234900&#038;color2=0x4e9e00&#038;border=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"340\" height=\"285\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>However, we will look for the silver lining in what&#8217;s annoying me:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The man who couldn&#8217;t be bothered to move his gym bag so that it would stop hitting me on the Metro did not get his toes &#8220;accidentally&#8221; trodden on when the doors finally let us both out.<\/li>\n<li>I thought to put my lunch in a plastic bag so it wouldn&#8217;t leak all over my purse.<\/li>\n<li>I removed my lunch from my purse before the plastic bag filled with chili &#8220;juice&#8221; started leaking.<\/li>\n<li>When the plastic bag leaked all over the outside of my purse, I was able to quickly wipe it up.<\/li>\n<li>The used mystery I bought that turned out to have the ending of the book ripped out? 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